This zine is purely a humor zine except for the last page, which will be a short arts news section about people I like and the stuff they do. So write something really short and ridiculous if you want.
Inspirations: Army Man (some excerpts here, Vice, The Onion. Don't be afraid of being more absurd or even not making any sense. I want this to be a zine where maybe 5% of the population thinks it's hilarious and the other 95% is just severely confused. Also, no one over the age of 32 should be able to find it funny. I'm a discriminatory bastard that way.